Home / Dating / Tinder Dating in the Netherlands a SWOT Analysis

Tinder Dating in the Netherlands a SWOT Analysis

Banner Lassus

Tinder Dating in Amsterdam a SWOT Analysis

In years to come, anthropologists will list the 21st century into categories. BT and AT, which are acronyms for before and after Tinder. Historians will also speak of the Tinder boomers. Babies that were born as a result of Tinder flings. But what was life like BT? (before Tinder). Some of you bright young things might not even be old enough to remember the dating scene prior to the popularity of Smartphones and the invention of apps for dating. Hence this timely Tinder SWOT analysis.

Online Dating

Ten years ago, if you weren’t the kind of person that found it easy to meet new people at bars, clubs, supermarkets, police stations, or the workplace, one of the most common (and time consuming) way of meeting partners was by joining an online dating agency.

The romantic joys of completing checklists

If only the great writers of romantic poetry were alive in the 2000’s. They could have written poems about the joys of signing up to an online dating agency, providing your credit card details, along with blood type, shoe size, fingerprints, ancestry and favorite music. Some online dating sites were often like the mafia, the only way to leave was with a death certificate.

Joke about not being able to cancel online dating agency subscriptions
There’s no cancelling dating agency subscriptions

Online Dating agencies often had huge multiple choice checklists. The idea being that the agencies would use an incredibly complex series of algorithms to find the online dater their perfect match based on the responses provided to the questionnaires.

The agencies somewhat naively assumed that people would be truthful, rather than choosing the answers that would best attract potential mates.

Woman thanking man for not asking him to do things mentioned on her Tinder profile
Don’t believe everything that’s in a Tinder dating profile

All that effort for what?

Having spent hours filling in forms, what soon became clear was that regardless of which answers people chose, the best way to get a date was to have an attractive profile photo. Yes the majority of people are really that shallow. It became obvious that being handy with photoshop, or hiring a photographer to take photos from the best angles, and using sympathetic lighting in profile pics would get the highest number of responses while dating online.

online dating scary looking woman profile picture
Noortje’s first effort at an online dating profile photo didn’t lead to a lot of responses

 

A Tinder SWOT analysis

Strengths

The Need for Speed

One of the great strengths of Tinder is that it cuts through the usual BS and huge amount of time associated with making contacts using online dating. Forget all the nonsense about having a match online due to having a shared love of the works of Machiavelli or Erwetensoep.  The biggest advantage of Tinder is that both parties know full well that they’ve selected each other entirely based on looks. Or I should say the image presented in their profile photos. This high tech tool is a throwback to caveman times. Is he or she hot?  Then swipe right and if you get a match arrange to drag them back to your cave as soon as possible. 

Men can hunt without fear

One of the shall we say unique things about the Dutch dating scene is that it’s common for women to take the lead. Dutch men sit around looking pretty while the women decide on which specimen they intend to pounce. Friday nights in bars throughout the Netherlands are better than watching a BBC wildlife documentary. Dutch women tend to be relentless in the pursuit of their excessive hair gel using prey.

Tinder turns the table. Once a match has occurred, the Dutch male is free to enter the dating game and pursue his match with original and charming observations such as “wat heb je een -lekker lichaam/If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

Using Tinder, Dutch men are able to flirt freely, without fear of the verbal abuse that usually comes with approaching Dutch women without permission.

Weaknesses

Tinder fatigue

Like the nursery rhyme about the old woman who lived in a shoe, and had so many children that she didn’t know what to do, so much choice can lead to the newly discovered illness known as Tinder fatigue.

For men, it used to be the case that online dating sites had many more male members than female. Getting an actual date took a lot of effort. Tinder, particularly in Amsterdam is overloaded with females. This can lead to Tinder fatigue. I often see exhausted looking men in cafes, barely able to stay awake as their so exhausted from the rigors of excessive dating. Zielig! It’s like being a child in a huge sweet shop, what to choose? 

Woman using Tinder during a Tinder date is a weakness in the Tinder SWOT analysis
Use of the Tinder app can become addictive

The same also applies to women, who are so overloaded with matches that it’s not unusual to see women going on Tinder, during a date, to check out who else is lusting after them.

Lack of security

An obvious weakness of Tinder  is the total lack of security of profile photos. There are numerous sites that display collections of Tinder profile photos and conversations. Something which I’d never do on here. Which is why I’ve listed it as a weakness in my Tinder SWOT analysis.

Russian woman in bikini eating a watermelon
Her melon consumption technique led to lots of matches

 

 

A Tinder profile picture of a man in a monokini from the Tinder SWOT analysis post
A rather cheeky picture

 

Screenshot of text message indecent proposal
the last great gentlemen

Opportunities

Finding potential new partners, (for one night or more) is as easy as annoying a Dutch person by questioning why they regard themselves as being tolerant.

Test driving

As the Koen would say, relationships are just like cars, you need to test drive them, Tinder is perfect for this.

Threats

There are many threats that come with Tinder usage. Using only a photograph, followed by a few text messages is no way of guaranteeing that you might actually get on with your date.

There’s also the risk that while you might somewhat naively believe that Tinder is a good way to meet Mr or Miss right, that your date might only be interested in one thing…sex.

Depending on your profile choices on Tinder, you might end up in the embarrassing position of coming across your work colleagues, or the profile of your married boss.

Another uncomfortable scenario of course is that you could end up seeing the boyfriend or girlfriend of a close friend on Tinder. Do like the Dutch and swipe right, as at least you’ll know them already.

Another clear and present threat is that you might come across your ex.

Tinder should have a 'this is my ex' button

Aged profile photos

There’s always a risk that the profile photos that moved you to swipe right, were taken years ago, prior to them being scarred for life during the crush at the dolle dwaze dagen sale at de Bijenkorf.

Let's keep drinking until you look like your Tinder picture
Tinder profile photos are often misleading but the problem is easily solved

That aside, in the Netherlands makers of condoms, divorce lawyers, Notaries, and photoshop experts continue to be incredibly enthusiastic about Tinder. Which brings me to the end of this Tinder SWOT analysis. Enjoy!

No serial daters were hurt during the writing of this post.

Till next time hou je bek!

About Simon Woolcot

Infamous blogger, annoyance and self confessed Shallow Man . Simon is a British expat who has lived in Amsterdam for over 11 years, and due to Brexit may soon be applying for asylum. As well as writing this blog, Simon also has a YouTube channel of the same name, writes and directs videos, and hosts seminars about life in the Netherlands

Check Also

Macho Russian man

Five Differences Between Dutch and Russian Men

The Shallow Man recently provided his readers with a helpful guide on five differences between Dutch and …

Who says that there’s no romance on Tinder? (Adults only)

Romance on tinder, alive and well There are some cynics out there claiming that romance …

  • DAMOCLES

    Great post! Im out of Match .com, Ill join Tinder soon hehe!

    Im Mexican-Italian Expat living in Essex..! Girlfriend from Yorkshire..! hehe!
    DAMOCLES.
    Venga, Ciao.