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Comparisons of the Dutch with other Europeans

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Comparisons of the Dutch with other Europeans

The Shallow Man is a well traveled old fossil. I’ve lived in a country or three and have been fortunate enough to have traveled to a few places during my long slow jog on planet earth.

I’ve written lots about various aspects of Dutch culture. A reader recently sent me the following message “Shallow Man, why don’t you write about the contrasts between the Netherlands and some of its neighbors?” As always, the Shallow Man exists only to fulfill the needs of his multiculti flock, so I’ll make a comparison of aspects of life in the Netherlands compared to other parts of Europe. Yes, I will generalize a little and no doubt my views might be upsetting to some, but these are just my observations.

Respect of law and order

The Dutch have an incredible disrespect for the law, individually they think it’s fine to ignore laws they don’t agree with but expect everyone else to behave properly.  Red traffic lights, zebra crossings, anti-smoking laws, all are flouted with a casual shrug of the shoulders. In this respect, the Dutch are the polar opposites of the Germans, where for years now one of the best selling books remains Das Bürgerliches Gesetzbuch. This exciting and thrilling read lists every single German law. Germans keep copies at home and will quote sections of it at each other during disputes with the neighbors. One might say, typisch Deutsch.

 

Food

In recent years there’s been a huge improvement in the Dutch culinary scene, however, lots of Dutch people are still happy to eat food out of containers. Dutch traditional food is all about having talent with a deep fat fryer. The motto seems to be, if you deep fry something long enough, it’s bound to taste good. Croquettes, Bitterballen, Stroopwafels, Stamppot, are the kind of food that I expect will be served in hell as a dire punishment for all eternity. During the second world war, if the Dutch suspected someone of being German they would ask, “do you own a deep fat fryer?” if the answer was no, they’d be shot as a German spy immediately. Dutch food is about texture, rather than flavor. Hot tasteless sludge (croquettes, bitterballen, Oliebollen) like the theme tune to the famous musical, grease is the word.

Febo Kroket
Oh the complex layers of flavors

 

Boerenkool stamppot
Culinary creativity at work, and the basis of the famous Rembrandt lost master, the stamppot.
Unox ready meals are huge here, (If I’m to believe every second or third advert on TV) and there has been a rapid growth of fast food places almost everywhere in the Netherlands, so of course there is only one country with whom I can make a comparison, the UK. Yes, the Brits and the Dutch share a love of fast food, deep fried sludge, and ready meals. If it wasn’t for the constant cycling, the Dutch would be suffering from similar rates of obesity that now exist in the UK.

Distributeurs-febo
This is how food is meant to be served. Dutch innovation at its very worst.

Fashion

So Dutch fashion week is taking place at the moment. The title is itself an oxymoron. Fashion and Dutch in the same sentence! Last Friday on my way back from the studio, I saw a typical looking “fashionable” lady in bright orange jeans, sandals, and a fleece top. The motto here is “throw everything and anything on, be comfortable” Yes there are some very stylish people, but overall…. the Dutch are one of the worst dressed people in Europe, another trait that they share with…. the UK. My countrymen know how to dress appropriately when attending weddings, funerals etc, but along with the love of fast food, sloppy, terrible casual clothes are becoming the norm.

Dutchmen, however, are the world leaders when it comes to…

Hair

It was recently reported (by me)  that the number one argument between Dutch couples revolves around hair products. Dutch men use so much hair gel that their partners often have arguments with them about the percentage of household budgets being spent on feeding the Lion. The typical Dutch male spends 728 hours a year maintaining his Lion like mane, almost three times the amount of the Dutch female. The only other country where men are known to spend as much time on their hair is Italy, however, as with the manufacture and distribution of MDMA (ecstasy), the Netherlands remain world leaders in this area.

Dating

Dutch women are highly sexed and liberated in the sense that if they waited around for Dutch men to make the first move, the Dutch race would have died out years ago. Due to this, they are not afraid to take the initiative and boss the man of their liking all the way into the bedroom. The US Marshals always get their man, so do Dutch women. They are relentless.  This is something that they have in common with Russian women.

There's no stopping the Dutch female once she has her sights set on a man
There’s no stopping the Dutch Antelope once she has her sights set on a Lion

Manners

I recently wrote a post called are the Dutch rude or just direct? I posed the question without stating my own opinion, which is….that the Dutch are rude! I’ve never seen such impolite behavior. The Dutch claim to be direct, but this is a one-way street, try being just as direct back and they quickly take offense. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve seen people jumping places in queues, pushing their way out of trams,  combing their hair on public transport, flinging cigarettes on the street and being just downright plain rude. I don’t know if it’s due to the exceptionally high population density here, that makes people act like farmers at a cattle auction. The Dutch are the polar opposites to the Germans, who will actually say entschuldigung (excuse me) and little things like bitte sehr or Danke schon. Again, this kind of gruff general rudeness puts the Dutch in line with the Russians, who are also often incredibly rude and pushy.

Final words

All of the above are observations based on my own experiences, and yes before you say if you don’t like it here “rot op naar je eigen land” I’ve heard that one before, but thanks anyway.

No hair gel manufacturers were hurt during the writing of this post.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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About Simon Woolcot

Infamous blogger, annoyance and self-confessed Shallow Man. Simon is a British expat who has lived in Amsterdam since 2004. As well as writing this blog, Simon also has a YouTube channel of the same name, writes and directs videos and hosts seminars about life in the Netherlands. He also works as a content marketing and SEO specialist.