The most sarcastic blog you’ll ever read about Amsterdam. The Amsterdam Confessions of a Shallow Man, an Amsterdam blog, often described as “bullshit” or “offensive to our Dutch hosts” This local Amsterdam blog takes a look at life in the Netherlands through the eyes of Amsterdam’s most sarcastic expat, a Brit that has lived here for over 10 years.  If you happen to be a Dutch nationalist, or not have a sense of humor, this blog is probably not for you, otherwise enjoy!