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Contact the Shallow Man


If you have any questions, or would simply like to say ‘hello you annoying man’ here’s how to contact me

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  • Shallow Man, you really DO need to comment on this. From your posts I deduce that your command of Dutch is sufficient to understand this and otherwise I trust that there enough blonde, long-legged, tall, slim Amsterdam girls hovering around to help you out. Although they may not like the content …

    • Simon Woolcot

      hahaha brilliant!!!!!