Category: The Netherlands

Sinterklaas Poems For 2023

Posted by Simon Woolcot | Dec 1, 2023 | The Netherlands | 0

Angry Dutch Woman recognises her husband on a crim...

Posted by Simon Woolcot | Nov 17, 2023 | The Netherlands | 0

Dutch Drummer Bram Van den Berg to Join U2 Tempora...

Posted by Simon Woolcot | Feb 14, 2023 | The Netherlands | 0

5 Reasons The Netherlands Has The Highest Quality ...

Posted by Simon Woolcot | Jan 25, 2023 | The Netherlands | 1

Dutch Couple Homeless After Spending Life Savings ...

Posted by Simon Woolcot | Jan 5, 2023 | The Netherlands | 0

Deliveroo to close down in the Netherlands

Posted by Simon Woolcot | Oct 19, 2022 | The Netherlands | 0

The Netherlands

Sinterklaas Poems For 2023

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 1, 2023 | The Netherlands | 0

Sinterklaas Pakjes Avond is coming To all the expats with Dutch partners at this time of year, I...

Angry Dutch Woman recognises her husband on a crime TV show. Forces him to hand himself in to the Police

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 17, 2023 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch Drummer Bram Van den Berg to Join U2 Temporarily

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 14, 2023 | The Netherlands | 0
5 Reasons The Netherlands Has The Highest Quality of Life In the World!

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 25, 2023 | The Netherlands | 1
Dutch Couple Homeless After Spending Life Savings on Fireworks

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 5, 2023 | The Netherlands | 0
Deliveroo to close down in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 19, 2022 | The Netherlands | 0
Court Ruling against Uber Over Pay and Conditons of Drivers

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 19, 2022 | The Netherlands | 0
The Tropical Weather in the Netherlands Survival Guide

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 18, 2022 | The Netherlands | 2
Lord of The Bike Lanes

by Simon Woolcot | May 31, 2022 | The Netherlands | 2
Ukrainian Refugees In The Netherlands and EU: If You’re All White You’re All Right

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 23, 2022 | The Netherlands | 7
Ouwehoeren: The Dutch invention you never knew you needed, until now

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 26, 2022 | The Netherlands | 0
Firework ban in the netherlands this new year’s eve

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 19, 2021 | The Netherlands | 1
the anti-vaxxer who loved me

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 17, 2021 | The Netherlands | 0
The Amsterdam Shallow Man Podcast Episode Two Stuff Dutch People Hate

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 20, 2021 | Podcast, The Netherlands | 0
The Amsterdam Shallow Man Podcast

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 11, 2021 | The Netherlands | 0
Langzaam Maar Zeker or Why the Dutch Are So Slow Vaccinating the Population

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 23, 2021 | The Netherlands | 1
Code Red tonight in the Netherlands. Snowmageddon

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 6, 2021 | The Netherlands | 0
New Electric Car For The Dutch Market Powered by Self-Entitlement

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 25, 2021 | The Netherlands | 1
People who are definitely not to blame for the latest lockdown in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 15, 2020 | The Netherlands | 5
Stuff Dutch People Hate – Pandemic Special

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 14, 2020 | The Netherlands | 3
Black Lives Matter Maarrrrrrrrrrr

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 4, 2020 | The Netherlands | 7
Face Masks to Be Compulsory on Public Transport in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | May 6, 2020 | The Netherlands | 1
Covidiots Hold Anti-Lockdown Demonstration in the Hague

by Simon Woolcot | May 6, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
The Winners and Losers of the Latest NL Coronavirus Lockdown Update

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 22, 2020 | The Netherlands | 1
Influencers Angry at Ban on Covidiots Visiting Tulip Fields

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 12, 2020 | The Netherlands | 1
Covidiots Warned to Stay at Home this Easter Weekend

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 10, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
Apps to help monitor and delay the spread of the coronavirus to be launched by the Dutch government

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 8, 2020 | The Netherlands | 4
The IND Announces New Brexit Points System for British Expats

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 1, 2020 | The Netherlands | 3
The Dutch Government Extends Emergency Coronavirus Rules Until April 28th

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 31, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
Shock as Police in Gelderland Issue Fines For Ignoring the Coronavirus Distance Rules

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 25, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
Fines of Up to 400 Euros For Not Keeping 1.5M Apart

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 23, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
Who’s Afraid of the Coronavirus? Ik! Maarrrrrrrr It’s Such Nice Weather Hoor!

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 22, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
The Winners and Losers of Coronavirus Pandemic in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 18, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
How to behave like the Dutch during the Coronavirus pandemic

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 14, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
Expat Life in the Netherlands in Infographics

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 20, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
How to Survive Storm Ciara on Sunday

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 7, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
Helpling Platform for Finding Cleaners in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 21, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
14 Dutch Idioms

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 18, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
Rotterdam Bans Fireworks

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 9, 2020 | The Netherlands | 1
The Five Unwritten Rules of Dutch Society

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 4, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
How To Celebrate New Year’s Eve in the Netherlands Like A Superhero

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 1, 2020 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch Word of the Week Plofkraken

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 17, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Duindorp Burning

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 3, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch Recycling: Tea bag niet weggooien, is echt zonde hoor!

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 2, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Sinterklaas versus Santa Claus a SWOT Analysis

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 29, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch Service: A Dutch Chef Strikes Back

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 29, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
My First Week in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Aug 18, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Patronising things that Dutch Guys often say to Polish Women

by Simon Woolcot | Aug 3, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
How To Become a Successful Instagram Influencer in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 17, 2019 | The Netherlands | 1
Cyclists in the Netherlands To Be Fined if they use mobile devices while biking

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 28, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
The Easiest Way to Find A Good Cleaner

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 24, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch Etiquette Tips The Oma Survival Guide

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 24, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
The Winners and Losers from the Public Transport Strike in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | May 27, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch Culture the Joy of Tikkie

by Simon Woolcot | May 2, 2019 | The Netherlands | 1
Oriëntatie op de Nederlandse Arbeidsmarkt (ONA) Exam

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 20, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
The Experiences of a Shallow Dutchman

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 20, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Spot the Summer in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 18, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Food Delivery Scooter Riders Have The Most Accidents

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 9, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
The Dutch Fireworks and Firenadoes

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 3, 2019 | The Netherlands | 0
Last Minute Christmas Presents For Your Dutch Boyfriend

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 23, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
5 Last Minute Christmas Presents For Your Dutch Girlfriend

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 23, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
Reasons To Cycle In The Snow Like the Dutch

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 16, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
Cheese and Whine Five Things The Dutch Blame Expats For

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 20, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
Using A Smartphone While Cycling To Be Banned In the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 25, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
An Encounter On An NS Train In the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Aug 31, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
The Netherlands National Heatwave Plan In English

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 27, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
5 Reasons Why The Dutch Love Caravans and Campers

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 13, 2018 | The Netherlands | 2
The Great 30% Ruling Robbery

by Simon Woolcot | May 18, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
The Quality Service Of PostNL

by Simon Woolcot | May 17, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
The Expat Voting Guide For Dutch Municipal Elections

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 20, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
The Use of Propaganda By The VVD In The Dutch Municipal Elections 2018

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 15, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
Scenes From The Dutch Schoolpleinpolitiek With Expats

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 13, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
The Many Sins Committed on Dutch Public Transport

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 21, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
The Foreigners Guide to Dutch Manners and Etiquette

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 8, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
My Five Favourite Things About Life In The Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 6, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
Living In the Netherlands A Song

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 6, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch Women Work The Least Hours In Europe

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 26, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
Five Essential Dutchisms That You’re Bound To Hear As A Foreigner

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 23, 2018 | The Netherlands | 4
Cycling in the Rain during a code red alert in Amsterdam

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 18, 2018 | The Netherlands | 0
Six Perfect Christmas Gifts For Your Dutch Partner

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 14, 2017 | The Netherlands | 2
Use of Smartphone While Cycling to be made illegal in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 7, 2017 | The Netherlands | 0
Essential Etiquette Tips For Foreigners When Staying with Dutch friends

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 27, 2017 | The Netherlands | 2
Frequently Asked Questions About Moving To The Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 29, 2017 | The Netherlands | 1
Welcome to Holland – Dutch Hospitality

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 28, 2017 | The Netherlands | 1
Expat tenants and raiders of the lost rental security deposits

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 20, 2017 | The Netherlands | 7
Dutch Service The Seven Deadly Sins Of PostNL

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 8, 2017 | The Netherlands | 0
Do You Cycle Like The Dutch? The Results Of The Great Expat Survey

by Simon Woolcot | May 27, 2017 | The Netherlands | 0
One In Eight Dutch Drivers Text While Driving

by Simon Woolcot | May 19, 2017 | The Netherlands | 1
Are Common Stereotypes About The Dutch True Or False?

by Simon Woolcot | May 4, 2017 | The Netherlands | 1
What Expats Need To Know About The 2017 Dutch General Election Results

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 20, 2017 | The Netherlands | 0
Tips on working with the British and the Dutch

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 10, 2017 | The Netherlands | 3
5 Reasons Why Dutch Women Are The Happiest In The World

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 4, 2017 | The Netherlands | 1
Recommended Sites and Services For Expats

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 26, 2017 | The Netherlands | 0
5 Reasons Why Using Smartphones While Cycling shouldn’t be banned

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 21, 2016 | The Netherlands | 1
Five Ways to Behave Like the Dutch During a Heatwave

by Simon Woolcot | Aug 25, 2016 | The Netherlands | 3
7 reasons not to accept Asylum Seekers in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 8, 2015 | The Netherlands | 17
Dutch Stereotypes of Other Nationalities the Top Seven

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 14, 2015 | The Netherlands | 16
From Annoying Blogger to Amsterdam Vlogger

by Simon Woolcot | Aug 27, 2015 | The Netherlands | 0
What Expats Need to know about Breastfeeding in Public in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 8, 2015 | The Netherlands | 5
Expats Telltale Signs That You’re Becoming Dutch

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 5, 2015 | The Netherlands | 1
Seven Reasons Why the Dutch Work Part Time

by Simon Woolcot | May 18, 2015 | The Netherlands | 1
Dutch Tolerance and Refugees in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 29, 2015 | Dutch Tolerance, The Netherlands | 12
The Cynic’s Guide to King’s Day in Amsterdam

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 26, 2015 | The Netherlands | 1
What Expats Need to Know About Changes in Dutch Employment Law

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 23, 2015 | The Netherlands | 8
Dutch Fashion the Seven Deadly Sins

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 9, 2015 | The Netherlands | 22
The Two Most Powerful Words in the Dutch Language

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 4, 2015 | The Netherlands | 1
The Dutch Elections 2017 What Expats Need to Know

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 17, 2015 | The Netherlands | 1
How to Succeed in Dutch Fraternities

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 4, 2015 | The Netherlands | 1
How to Become a Dutch Sorority Girl

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 17, 2015 | The Netherlands | 5
How to Survive a Job Interview in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 23, 2015 | The Netherlands | 7
A Christmas Carol in Amsterdam part 1

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 24, 2014 | The Netherlands | 1
Alternative Holidays At The Crazycamp

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 29, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
The joy of the Dutch works council

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 3, 2014 | The Netherlands | 2
Stuff Dutch Men Hate

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 30, 2014 | The Netherlands | 14
Seven ways to succeed in HR in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 28, 2014 | The Netherlands | 2
How to socialise with Dutch colleagues

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 22, 2014 | The Netherlands | 7
Managing the Dutch

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 20, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
Working with the Dutch

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 17, 2014 | The Netherlands | 7
The last (Dutch) supper part 1

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 15, 2014 | The Netherlands | 3
The Ten Dutch Commandments

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 10, 2014 | The Netherlands | 7
More Stuff Dutch People Hate

by Simon Woolcot | Aug 28, 2014 | The Netherlands | 12
5 Differences Between Dutch and American Girls

by Simon Woolcot | Aug 10, 2014 | The Netherlands | 36
An expat father writes

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 31, 2014 | The Netherlands | 6
HBO or Netflix? Which one would you choose?

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 28, 2014 | The Netherlands | 2
Dag van nationale rouw

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 23, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
Comparisons of the Dutch with other Europeans

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 17, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
Good locations and tips on ending relationships

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 16, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
The four personality types

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 14, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch fraternity men

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 7, 2014 | The Netherlands | 3
Thursday July 10th Comedy and Fine dining

by Simon Woolcot | Jul 4, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
Parisians vs Dutch ladies a guest blog article

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 25, 2014 | The Netherlands | 4
Are the Dutch Rude or Just Direct?

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 22, 2014 | The Netherlands | 41
More ways to be anti-social in Amsterdam

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 15, 2014 | The Netherlands | 5
Dutch delivery men don’t do stairs

by Simon Woolcot | Jun 5, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
How to fit into Dutch society, have a home birth

by Simon Woolcot | May 25, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
How to tell if your Dutch man is cheating on you

by Simon Woolcot | May 20, 2014 | The Netherlands | 7
How to tell if your Dutch girl is cheating on you

by Simon Woolcot | May 19, 2014 | The Netherlands | 1
What are Dutch People Like?

by Simon Woolcot | May 16, 2014 | The Netherlands | 2
Advertisement Amsterdam Home Renovation firm

by Simon Woolcot | May 14, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
How to really integrate into Dutch society

by Simon Woolcot | May 12, 2014 | The Netherlands | 2
More ways to fit into Dutch society

by Simon Woolcot | May 10, 2014 | The Netherlands | 1
10 ways to fit into Dutch society

by Simon Woolcot | May 3, 2014 | The Netherlands | 19
A King’s Day Fairytale

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 29, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
More Inburgering Exam Questions

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 25, 2014 | The Netherlands | 1
Observations About The Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 18, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
The Things I Miss Living in Amsterdam

by Simon Woolcot | Apr 8, 2014 | The Netherlands | 14
Book now, April 4th Lions and Antelope social dining event

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 19, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
Dutch News Update

by Simon Woolcot | Mar 18, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
The first ever Lions and Antelope evening in Amsterdam

by Simon Woolcot | Feb 7, 2014 | The Netherlands | 0
Wat je in Nederland niet moet doen

by Simon Woolcot | Jan 29, 2014 | The Netherlands | 2
Neanderthal man and fireworks

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 31, 2013 | The Netherlands | 4
Inburgering and an American in Amsterdam for love

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 22, 2013 | The Netherlands | 0
So I married a Dutchmen and won Popstars part 3

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 14, 2013 | Dutch Television, The Netherlands | 0
So I Married a Dutchman part 1

by Simon Woolcot | Dec 8, 2013 | The Netherlands | 12
Confessions of a Divorced Dutch Lady (in Nederlands)

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 29, 2013 | The Netherlands | 0
Slechte Tijden, Slechte Tijden.

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 26, 2013 | The Netherlands | 0
Things men never say to each other but should

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 25, 2013 | The Netherlands | 0
Major catastrophe call the bekende Nederlanders

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 18, 2013 | The Netherlands | 0
Bekende Nederlanders

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 9, 2013 | The Netherlands | 0
Day of the NL breakfast TV show presenter

by Simon Woolcot | Nov 4, 2013 | The Netherlands | 2
The Shallow Man’s Guide To Het Gooi

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 8, 2013 | The Netherlands | 0
A common bond between Expats and the Dutch

by Simon Woolcot | Oct 1, 2013 | The Netherlands | 4
How to Make Friends With the Dutch

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 24, 2013 | The Netherlands | 17
A Shallow Man’s View of Dutch Breakfast TV

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 11, 2013 | The Netherlands | 0
Be Careful Where You Go for a Massage in Amsterdam

by Simon Woolcot | Sep 2, 2013 | The Netherlands | 1
How to get rich in the Netherlands

by Simon Woolcot | Aug 30, 2013 | The Netherlands | 1