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Things To Expect When Living With A Dutch Woman

Life With A Dutch Woman An expat reader wrote to me recently, “Shallow Man, I’m dating a Dutch woman at the moment. She’s suggested that we should live together to save money on taxes. At the moment things are fine, especially as with her busy schedule I only get to …

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The Experiences of a Shallow Dutchman

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An email from a shallow Dutchman Disclaimer! The following post might/will annoy and offend some people. It’s from a Shallow Dutchman who has some rather controversial views. Don’t shoot the exceptionally well-dressed messenger!   Dear Shallow Man, I was lucky to be born in one of the richest countries in …

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5 Last Minute Christmas Presents For Your Dutch Girlfriend

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Last Minute Christmas Presents For Your Dutch Girlfriend Sinterklaas is the most important holiday in the Netherlands, however, if you don’t bother getting Christmas presents for your Dutch girlfriend, you’ll be as popular as an anti-Zwarte Piet protester in Friesland. Doe het niet! Get your buttocks in gear and buy …

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Dating in the Netherlands How to Make It Happn

Dating in the Netherlands How to Make It Happn Dear readers, please have your tissues ready as I’m about to tell you a sad story. Once upon a time, there was a lady by the name of Anouk. While waiting for a tram, she saw the man of her dreams, …

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7 Things You Need to Know about Dating Dutch Women

7 Things You Need to Know about Dating Dutch Women Think of Homer’s Odyssey (not Simpson), Dr Richard Kimble’s quest to find the one armed man in the Fugitive, or attempting to join the SAS. These are all child’s play when compared with finding and keeping a Dutch woman. The Netherlands is …

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Dating the Amsterdammer

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The Shallow Man continues with his series about our hero, the expat. In the previous post, the expat learned how to socialise with Dutch colleagues, so it was only natural that the next step in his expat journey would be dating the Amsterdammer, which brings me to the subject of today’s post. …

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Stuff Dutch Women hate

fruit bowl hair cut for Dutch women

Firstly, let me make something clear. The Shallow Man loves Dutch women. They are natural beauties. The most common ailment suffered by male expats and tourists when in the Netherlands is neck strain caused by constantly turning their heads to look at Dutch girls. Sometimes however, the Shallow Man has …

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Comparisons of the Dutch with other Europeans

The Dutch love stamppot

Comparisons of the Dutch with other Europeans The Shallow Man is a well traveled old fossil. I’ve lived in a country or three and have been fortunate enough to have traveled to a few places during my long slow jog on planet earth. I’ve written lots about various aspects of Dutch …

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Dating a Dutch girl, the seven deadly mistakes to avoid

During the christmas break, in between hangovers and other activities, the shallow man reviewed the messages received from his expat flock during 2013, and came to the conclusion that the number one subject on which he’s constantly asked for advice is dating. This has led to me working on my …

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Tips on How to Date Dutch women

To date Dutch women means standing outside in the cold while they smoke

How to Date Dutch Women Essential Tips Having lived here since the time when Geert Wilders had normal hair, the Dutch football team were actually capable of winning football matches and Carice Van Houten wasn’t the only Dutch celebrity, a lot of expats see me as a kind of father …

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