Attention, female joggers in Amsterdam there’s been a great new invention called a Sports Bra. Stop torturing the puppies.

I’m a keen runner and when running along the Amsterdam Amstel River am always amazed at the number of women who allow their assets to bounce around like two puppies in a sack. A sports bra is not expensive and can save a lot of pain and embarrassment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_bra