Imagine, you’ve been in a wonderful new relationship with what you hope is the woman of your dreams. The sex is intense, you get on, you have great conversations, you laugh, she doesn’t irritate you. Life is so good, the birds are singing, women in short skirts on bicycles smile at you, Taxi drivers are polite, you get good service in Cafes, life is a dream.

It’s all too good and you know it, and then one dreadful day, she turns round and asks THAT question………

“Shall we go to a museum together tomorrow?”

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

Game over.